January 2012
“That is what I like to call lower-case mad. You need to be UPPER -CASE MAD.”
– Carlton Lassiter (via nerdcandy-derpcandy)
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“Jay-z, whiplash, and ugly dolls. Three things I would like to see in a porno.”
– Erin, playing Apple to apples (via whiskeyonsunday)
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lolerc0aster: silly australians it’s not really new years until it’s new years in AMERICA
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Listenhathan: Call It What You Want - Foster the...
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“World War I is bumming me out.”
– Beth
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My best friend and I bring out the worst in each...
And by worst I mean funniest.
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“I don’t want Emily Blunt’s pubes.”
– Things I actually say out loud. (via labeledboners)
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Reblog if it's still 2011 in your country.
addictedtocockles: #how’s it like in 2012?  #flying cars?  #zombies?  #did justin bieber grow chest hair? 
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when you fall in love with a piece of clothing,...
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“I’m not being homophobic. THESE ARE LITERAL FAIRIES.”
– Beth the homophobe.
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whiskeyonsunday: labeledboners: yellowleather replied to your post: whiskeyonsunday replied to your post:… I WILL FIGHT YOU, BLANE. EXCEPT NOT REALLY. AHAHAHAHAHA. Sometimes I like to stuff my face full of cookies just to piss off Erin. 
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bffewylion asked: Tag, you’re it! Here are the rules: Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. You have to choose and tag ten people. Go to their blogs and tell them you tagged them. No tagging back. =O)
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Fuck Yeah DC!: You Know You’re From Washington DC... →
scarletalphabet: You Know You’re From Washington DC When… You say you’re from DC, but you actually live in VA or MD but are too tired to explain where. You don’t consider exploding man hole covers to be an unusual occurrence. You know where the Pentagon really is but never bother to correct anyone about its…
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sequinsminusthegloves asked: Did your Parks and Recreation downloads finish? Are you in love with season 4 yet?
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When Bette swears and gets angry, my ovaries stop...
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