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May 22

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“It is a soft ‘G,’ pronounced ‘jif.’ End of story.” - the Creator of the GIF -

turnabout:

noraleah:

darklamb:

Finally! I knew I had it right all along! Whew.

I mean, duh. I can only surmise that the people who thought it was a hard G are vodka drinkers.

Me?

I prefer gin.

This is the only defense of the soft G that I accept. But mostly I don’t give a shit.

the guy who created graham crackers sold them as a food product that would suppress young people’s desires for, uh. ‘self love’

I’m just saying, sometimes creators of things are very wrong about their own creations.

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thefogofwar:

“Yᴏᴜ ɢᴇᴛ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ʜɪᴍ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ɴᴏᴡ.”

Cᴀsᴛɪᴇʟ ʜᴇʟᴅ ʜɪs ᴀʀᴍ ɪɴ ғʀᴏɴᴛ ᴏғ Sᴀᴍ ᴀs ᴀ ʙᴀʀʀɪᴄᴀᴅᴇ. “Tʜᴀᴛ ɪs Dᴇᴀɴ, Sᴀᴍ.”

Tʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴍᴏɴ sᴍɪʀᴋᴇᴅ ᴡʀʏʟʏ, ғʟᴀsʜɪɴɢ ᴡʜɪᴛᴇ ᴛᴇᴇᴛʜ. Aʟʟ ᴜɢʟɪɴᴇss ᴀɴᴅ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴇᴠɪʟ.

“Hᴇʏᴀ, Sᴀᴍᴍʏ.”

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tastefullyoffensive:

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me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore

whorville:

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

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May 21

What Is Tumblr? | TIME.com -

alicechalice:

It’s interesting to note that Yahoo bought a picture-sharing service called Flickr a while back. You’ll notice that Flickr and Tumblr each have six letters in their name and both opted to drop the second vowel. COINCIDENCE? Maybe. But consider what happens if you add the numerical equivalent of the letters of Flickr together and the numerical equivalent of the letters of Tumblr together (A=1, B=2, C=3, etc.):

F+l+i+c+k+r: 6+9+3+11+18 = 47

T+u+m+b+l+r: 20+21+13+2+12+18 = 86

The 47th state to enter our great union was New Mexico. “Eighty-six” is a slang term used when you want to get rid of something. I’m not saying Yahoo wants to eighty-six New Mexico, but I’m not not saying it. And Yahoo’s stance is that it has no comment (I assume) about its plans as they pertain to New Mexico. Still, it’s all very fishy when you take a step back and look at the numbers — especially considering the Flickr one doesn’t even use the correct numbers.

This article is hilarious.

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Zodiac Expressions of Rage

♈ Aries: Violent outbursts, verbal aggression (at times physical), wall punching, volatile impulsivity, confrontation, temper tantrums, complete ego centrism, impatience, nerves, hyperactivity, Aries will calm down the quickest after rage
♉ Taurus: Confrontational, aggressive (verbally), expect a tongue lashing, overwhelming feelings of rage, anxiety, temper tantrums, vindictive thoughts and compulsive/indulgent behaviour (cleaning/over eating). Taurus will take the longest to calm down from rage
♊ Gemini: Violent and volatile outbursts, physical tantrums - such as kicking in a door or screaming blue murder, followed then complete dissociation/sense of calm and amnesia, nerves and anxiety, racing thoughts, hyperactivity, expect the dual 'twin' to emerge, confusion
♋ Cancer: Verbal outbursts, trembling, shaking, tears, anxiety, ruminating thoughts, stomach pain and digestive discomfort, sweating, can find it hard to express words, isolation
♌ Leo: Temperamental outbursts, theatrics, dramatic displays of emotions - sobbing, screaming, hysteria, hostile, confrontational, firm and hurtful language, challenging
♍ Virgo: Tremors/shaking, racing thoughts, increased compulsions (cleaning, hair twirling), cold and aloof, uncharacteristic violence, breaking objects, hyperactivity, inability to sit still, Virgo can hold onto their anger for quite long periods
♎ Libra: Expect them to scream blue murder and become verbally hostile, nerves, tremors, racing thoughts, detached, irrationality, self isolation, rejection, loss of emotional control
♏ Scorpio: Hostility, persecutory delusions, thoughts of revenge, violence (physical and verbal) overwhelming feelings of rage and violence, firm but hurtful words, confrontational, breaking belongings, lose touch with reality/irrationality
♐ Sagittarius: Violent impulsivity, verbal aggression, hurtful outbursts, they tend to become tongue tied when they are angry, can burst into laughter inappropriately, make life changing decisions
♑ Capricorn: Clear expression of frustration, shaking, verbal outbursts and aggression, compulsive behaviour (cleaning, organising belongings), exhaustion, isolation, loss of emotional control
♒ Aquarius: Violent and volatile outbursts (verbal, physical - such as kicking in a door) then complete dissociation and amnesia, rapid thoughts, hyperactivity, confusion with interpreting the emotions
♓ Pisces: Pisces can yell in loud voices and use some hurtful verbal quips, tendency to escape from their own bodies, anxiety, irrationality, dramatization, self isolation, overwhelming uncomfortable emotions, crying, loss of emotional control